we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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