PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
