she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Even my vagina gasped.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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