So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I'm always down for nudity.
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