I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
