walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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