I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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