Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Randomize
