What did we do last night that was yellow?
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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