I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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