whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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