GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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