He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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