I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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