your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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