I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I'm at about main and main street
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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