North Korea, Best Korea!
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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