I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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