you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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