we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I came so hard my ears popped.
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