if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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