do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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