i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
is it fun? or sober?
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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