But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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