please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I feel like a drive thru vagina
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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