you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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