Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I AM VODKA MAN
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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