you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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