WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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