I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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