Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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