Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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