Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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