I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I had to cum in my sink.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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