Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
be right there i have to get my cape
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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