If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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