He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Randomize
