It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Girls should come with a carfax report
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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