these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
