Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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