You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
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