i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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