at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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