He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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