As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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