Plan B is the new Plan A
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
You are a genius and a whore.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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