Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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