can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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