so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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