are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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