thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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