my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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